Australian Crystalized Ginger

When I first visited Australia, I was pleasantly surprised and amused at how different English sounds.

All along, we are taught to pronounce our English like it is the only way it is suppose to be. Australian accent is so different I could hardly understand a word especially when they speak so fast. I have to keep asking them to speak slower so I can understand what they are saying.

My Aussie friends used to ask me, “So have you learnt any Aussie words yet?” I said, “Is there such a thing called Aussie words. Do you mean Aussie slang? Like Bloody H…” And they laughed.

The formal greeting for Australians I suppose is ‘Good day mate.” Can’t they just say it like, “How are you?” I suppose if you happen to bump into someone who just had a bad at work, it is rude to be asking ‘how do you do, right.’ “Good day mate.” appeals to me.

When I answer the telephone, the person at the other end doesn’t say, “Hello Annie, how are you?” Instead, they say, “How is it going, Annie?” You can imagine what my respond was to that right. “Going where? Oh, you mean how am I doing today?”

Saying goodbye is “See You Later!” No matter if they DO see you later or not.

“No worries” mean so many things including, “Don’t bother asking anymore cus I am tired of helping.”

While in Sydney, my husband had parked our car on a hilly road. The door swung open wide when I tried to step out from my seat. “Hey, there are so many slopes here.” Just then a Chinese driver was in front of us parking his car too. My husband laughed and quietly said, “You can’t say ‘slopes’ here. You know the ‘eyebrows’?” How was I to know!

How about food? I can’t quite understand still when food tastes great, you say, “That is so lovely and beautiful.” I turned around looking for a sexy girl. And the idea of gourmet food is actually just baked dinner or barbeque food. Now my idea of gourmet food is exotic spicy Asian cuisine. (If you wish to get some australian crystalised ginger, you may do so by clicking here.)

Weather. Favourite topic. I live in tropical urban island, not much to talk about except, showers, occasional thunderstorms, humidity and temperatures ranging between 23 to 33 deg celsius all year round. My experience with mother nature, very limiting but I enjoy not having to think where to store winter clothings.

Aussie favourite

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Singer: Jimmy Barnes

Word: See You Later (if you say ;Bye ,,,, its sounds too babyish,)

Aussie hero: the late Steve Irwin. Favourite Food: Tuna Mornay (Homemade recipe).

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Did you hear about it yet? We can’t ‘mite’. They are sterilising the Aussie accent.

It is Mondye. There I go again, playing with the Australian English accent as I type.

• The local school environment has influenced and changed the way my daughter speaks English. It is more than jus the accent; it is complete annihilation and total destruction. I would have ignored and perhaps accept the adverse influence on speech if I had not been through years of eduation in the English language. To listen to her ending sentences with ‘lah’, ‘loh’, ‘leh’ and ‘ma’, and mixing local dialects in between her sentences send me chill down my spine as if I am staring at an innocent soul tainted and possessd by a horrible spirit.

• It is just inevitable I thought, when 90% of the Singapore population speak English with the native accent and proudly develop it into what is to become known as Singlish. If you were not Hokkien, Malay, Teochew or Cantonese, you would hope that you might just be the 10% that will not be affected. How very wrong. In the first two weeks of school, I was back speaking English with a local flavour, if only you could hear me. You know that this is a home for English speakers which will forgive you if you cannot slang or twang like a native Australian, British or American. The society has a far more prestigious and superior need than to speak like one.

• One cannot throw out this Singapore accent as you might with the English accent which had ‘cultivated’ the Australian accent. You would probably succeed in influencing the intellectual environment to speak and teach the national standard of English, Malay or Mandarin, but you will continue to stare blankly at the power natives have in customizing and binding English imports with local twangs. The people characterized by the food eat, the lifestyle, mother tongue and not to mention religious and faith, will not be swayed by any conscious effort to ‘help’ the way they speak English, which is as foreign as winter in the tropics.

• As much as I am intrigued by slangs used by locals, I am more baffled by the development of the English accent in this region. The ‘G’day mate’ pronounced with the characteristic British twang ‘G’dai mite’, has become symbolically Australian for many Asians.

• Hope not for a Singlish free school or public environment; it is here to stay. I am sure many will agree that it is already impossible to correct the imperfect modulations of the mother tongue which we carry into our adulthood from childhood; while we are still struggling to preserve native traditions, culture and customs by way of using language as a tool for instruction to our young generation.

If the Australian ‘extreme sounds’ vanishes, there will less for non-English natives to appreciate of Australian culture apart from kangaroos, koalas and local Aborigines. Changing the Australian English language acccent takes away the local flavour that characterises the people of the society.

This post is a response to a new book Dr Moore, director of the Australian National Dictionary Centre, in Canberra. Click here for reference.

“As Game As Ned Kelly” is a phrase to describe the a person who is fearless against all odds. Australian News.